Fat bottomed girls

you make the rocking world go round!

So far in my not-so-young life I’ve had the opportunity to meet many people from all over the world. Different races, nations, religions... And I’ve realized that the only real division is - men and women. I sometimes wonder whether we really are the same species?

In fact, all the women I've met tend to be as thin as possible. I think they would be happiest if they could just be transparent.

On the other hand, all the men I've met do not want to have anything to do with these women. The beauty of the female body's is, among many other things, in curves. That’s always been and always will be true. While slimness is valued in the male eye, thinness is in the diametrically opposite position. They are close, but they are not related...

Girls, we know that you do a hell of a lot to be more and more attractive. And we are grateful for that. But in this case you have gone too far. And it’s time to put an end to it!
Especially because most girls will never reach the level of some abnormal thinness and they’ll be deeply unhappy about it. No, relax. You don’t have to be unhappy! Au contraire.

Who put that idea into your head?
Fashion industry.
Who runs the fashion industry?
Gay men.
Get it? Got it? Good.

I know you are glad to hear this, but I also know that you don’t believe us when we say it. I reckon that we have the same situation when you tell us that size does not matter. But no, when we say it we really meant it.

Another thing that I will never get is why are most women attracted to effeminate men? But this is a subject for another discussion...